Yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn… This is what my status box says on the ‘Microsoft Office Communicator’, a very good but often misused application (imagine a messenger which runs despite the fascist software ‘Websense’ inside office buildings, with office mail ID) which facilitates easy interaction between colleagues in the office sitting miles apart. Anyway I haven’t slept well the last few days. My blood thirsty employer keeps sucking my arteries with straw like tentacles 12 x 5.
So, what is going on today? Some random winds from north have bought extreme cold along with them and withing a day we have the mercury dropping by leaps. Talk about ‘Global Warming’ being an issue. Hah… F*gs… You “”scientists”"/”"weathermen”"/”"lobbyists”" (call them whatever you like) can’t even predict what is going to happen to the weather after 4-5 days and here you are plotting deadlines – 1 degree global temperature rise in last 25 years, 2 degrees in next 50 years, 3 degrees in X years etc. This global warming/climate change thing is way overblown; Sure you are going to have changes to “”mother earth”" because of a dominant (and reckless and psycho and hara-kiri and ignorant and… f*ck it (Man… I hate people…)) species going in an all out war to consume all the energy stored in the planet for millions of years (65 million if you consider the last mega scale extinction) within two centuries, it is hard to imagine that the sun is not having any part to play in all of this. OK enough now this is becoming boring, I will rant about this some other day.
I was scanning “Business Standard’ today morning 1/2 asleep when read something about withdrawal of stimulus money. Well you retards… Finally some sensible thought process has been running for t>0! Merry Christmas you socialist dumbos. We have just “”stimulated”" our way into 17% (that’s the government figure) 25% aggregate food inflation (by the way its 25 if you include Rs. 2/kilo wheat and Rs. 3/kilo rice for people below poverty line; the price for cereals has doubled/tripled). And Mr. Sharad Pawar, what gives? You are ‘worried’ about shortages which “”might”" lead to import of food items? And one of the items happens to be sugar??? All you Congress leaders (Newsflash: NCP is NOT a different political entity, it just comprises of people from congress who get elected every year by hook or crook) do us a favor and STOP BREATHING! Save us any more misery – 50+ years of mayhem has caused enough damage. And what the hell is a ‘left liberal’? Huh? What? I mean does it even have meaning? The word ‘left’ should be at least 10 words away from ‘liberal’. OK I will need another 980462 pages to get my frustration out so I will move on to something else.
Indian cricket team has just won the series against Sri Lankan cricket team. Did Dhoni play? Hell NO. Did he play in the last game? Hell NO. Do we need Dhoni? HELL NO! This is the best chance to throw him out… We cannot change a winning combination can we? Dhoni happens to be the most overrated captain ever. Look at our team man! What talent all around! BTW I am shocked at the pityful Sri Lankan bowling effort. Giving away free singles and twos, bowling too short etc. And thank god it’s over because this series was rapidly turning into a ‘Who doesn’t want to win’ series where both teams were trying hard to lose. It’s the Sri Lanka of the early late 70’s & 80’s. Hehe 
Well they only have themselves to blame having thrown away 2 matches out of the 3. Dilshan and Sangakkara will be in there shoving willows up the rest of the players’ backside. So many of their runs in the series have gone down the sink hole. Speaking of Dilshan, I read somewhere that his wife gave him the idea of opening the innings. She is a genius. This gives weight to my axiom that chicks are smarter than they appear to be or behave. Trust me!!!
I guess that is all I want to write right now. I will attempt to fill the ‘wordpress’ domain with more useless random rants and some topic specific rants hereby denying some person useful online storage space…
